If the afternoon is any indication, I think I'm in for a slow night at work. So a couple of memes:
1. Give me one of my characters and give me one of yours and I will tell you -- no matter how ridiculous the pairing -- five facts about their relationship, including how they met and how it all started.
2. Give me one of my characters and one of yours and I will tell you -- no matter how ridiculous the pairing -- five facts about their first child (if they are canonically a couple with children, I will make up an uncanon child.) and possibly even a PB if I can find one in a speedy amount of time.